Really? What happened to a simple, polite “No, thanks”?
Now, we have to wear fake engagement rings to ward off would-be sketchy suitors? We had our doubts and then we watched the snazzy little video (after the jump). The “puked in my mouth” line had us crackin’ up. Hey, if it takes slappin’ on a fake ring to keep me from rinsing my mouth out with Macallan — count us in.